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a bag that is made from the famous and immortal Lana Del Ray’s skin and blood. it also contains many STDs and other diseases. in some of Lana Del Ray’s songs she mentions cherry cola to put you under a spell that makes you crave her bag of blood and skin. you must avoid hearing the word “cherry cola” in a song at all costs
Lana Del Ray: *sings song about “cherry cola”
Lana Del Ray fan: JESUS CHRIST I NEED A BAG OF HER BLOOD AND SKIN RIGHT NOW
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Having sex with your nanny or babysitter.
A euphemistic reference to the timeless classic film of nanny Mary Poppins.
I’m getting a divorce. Found out my husband is doing a Cherry-Poppins.
Growing up I always got a little cherry-poppins on mom and dad’s date night.
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When a vagina-having virgin gets pregnant the first time they have sex
"Yo, is McKenna pregnant? Didn't she lose her virginity like a month ago?"
"Must have been a cherry baby."
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Emmy had a sour cherry...
"am I the only sour cherry in the fruit stand"
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The act of inserting a straw into a woman's vagina and sucking out all the fluids.
Dave: I was so horny last night that I decided to cherry slurpee my sister!
Joe: That's incest!
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the one and only official favorite girl that rages (GTR administrator), survivor, promoter, lover, breakdancer, and reader, writer, and supporter of poetry, hip hop, r.a.v.e., p.l.u.r. and so many other universal things; she's popping your cherry with a new experience (sexual usually but otherwise as well such as her famous Cherry Pop juice, a drink of her favorite Three Olives Cherry vodka and ginger ale); strong female w/intention to inspire and motivate others like she has been so many times before.
hey, aren't you Cherry Pop?" why, yes, I am, who are you and how do you know me? "you're known for crowd pleasing, hyphy shenanigans, and your infamous sexual cherry pops and yo drank nevertheless your mouth. 'girl, I'd like to get to know youuu, yes, I woulddd...' --Cleen
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It's when you're trying to eat a dessert that has cherries in it, and some jerk you don't even know just comes up and pops the cherries in your face, getting the juices in your eyes, and thus blinding you for life.
"I had my cherry popped yesterday at that ice cream store."
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