A bunch of women who gather around to coddle and coo over one women claiming someone was mean to her. Typically used for "strong women" standing up to misogyny and patriarchy. Can be done in person or virtually.
Female circle jerk.
Bonnie was upset because a toxic cis white male asked if he could hold the door for her. After blasting his bigotry on the interwebs, her "tribe" clam rubbed. She felt uplifted and empowered.
The female equivalent of tea bag.
When Diana killed that sniper, she put down a mean Clam Slam on his forehead.
When a female is being rude and you want to give her and RKO to her vaginal region.
Thalia was pissing me off so i gave her a Clam Slam.
The opposite of a sausage fest.
"Man, so many bitches in this place, it's a clam house. It's going to be a good night."
Another glorious term for a woman's hoohaa, more formally known as the vagina. Clam is used in relation to the ocean and it's fishy aroma.
Boy: "What is wrong?"
Girl: "There is sand in my clam piece and it's itchy!"
The female equivalent of a sausage party.
Hey Susie let’s get out of here this place is a real clam garden.
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