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A euphemism for gay sex, typically associated with members of the population named Aziz Ansari – including, but not limited to, the famous comedian.
"Oh man, I threw my dick out last night trying to fit a large couch into a small car, with my cock being a large couch and Aziz Ansari's ass being a small car!"
When you’re playing battletoads and someone you don’t like wants to play
Person: Alright, I’m going to play Battletoads now
Person 2: Can I play too?
Person: No, get your ass back behind the fucking couch
1. "To boldly state that one has no outward care for something that does not immediately make sense."
2."To state that another must have intercourse with their own couch whilst greatly enjoying it."
3."To not give a fuck."
"Hey Bob, did you hear about-"
"You Know what, Fuck your couch with a passionate love that knows no bounds."
"Huh?"
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a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.
also nice dick bro
it wont
your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch
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a phrase used by french prostitutes asking men to sleep with them.
vous le vou couche avec moi se soi
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a media group which is involved in game development and video entertainment
Guy 1: " hey have you heard of this group called space couch productions? I subscribed to them and my cock doubled in size!"
Johnathon sins: "yes, I am a fan of them
A crude caveman like individual that sleeps on parent's couch. A general laziness and indifference to reality. Incompetence of even the simplest ideas
Couch boy was caught again piddling by his parents while searching for memes