The act of giving an obese male or female large bruises on their body giving them the appearance of a cow and fisting them
Joe: So what do you like to do on the weekends?
James: Get absolute hammered and go cow fisting!
To brush teeth. Also phrased "kill the cow", "cut the cherry cow", "kill the cherry cow", "kill the cow and cook it with cherries" or similar phrases.
"Make sure you cut the cow before you go to sleep."
How stand up guys refer to the fat mob wife.
(K-Gizzle.)
"Did you see that fat cow cunt on Mob Wives last night?"
"No, I would never watch that walking skin rash."
A way to say can I “suck your titties”, but discreetly.
At work, to a female coworker; “Wow, can I please milk the cows???
At school, to your hot teach; “Can I stay after school, I’d like your help Milking the Cows”
1. A Fat female that’d be good looking if she wasn't morbidly obese.
2. A Fat Blunt from California
Shaq: Yo that girls a snack !
Abraham Lincoln: She’s too big for you bro. She’s a whole buffet !
A California Cow is A Fat female that’d be good looking if she wasn't morbidly obese .
When a black towel is spotted due to an excess amount of cum.
Friend 1: Man, I went into Bill's bathroom and his cow towel was INSANE!
Friend 2: What's that?
Friend 1: A cum stained towel