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Glass crushing

To crush, gush, swoon or otherwise fall all over one's self for Ira Glass of This American Life.

Uh-oh, turn off the radio. She's Glass crushing again.

by snarfgarble April 4, 2013


Crush Mode

A superhuman ability gifted to those that ask for cigarettes on street corners and receive a Camel Crush Menthol. The ability can be triggered by most anybody with proper training, and requires one to inhale an entire Camel Crush Menthol cigarette upon crushing the menthol filter bubble. Practicing the art form can unlock your methylated potential and gift you with anything from extreme intelligence to incredible ohysical strength and agility and can be used methodically. This mode can be triggered by lesser menthol cigarettes, however great training is required.

"Yo, I went stupid Crush Mode last night on your dad. his balls were straight fartin on my chin."

by Nima Vellon December 24, 2020


Summer crush

When you start to catch feelings for someone over the summer— this can be someone from school, someone you just met— but they do say absence makes the heart grow fonder.

I haven’t seen Evelyn since our last day of chemistry together… god, how have I never realized how perfect she is? This summer crush shit is a real doozy😫😫*proceeds to think about her all summer, whether or not the crush continues into the next school year*

by traderjoesmacandcheese July 17, 2022


inactive crush

An inactive crush is the aftermath of liking someone for a very long time. Every now and then feelings will pop up for that person but won't last long at all. It is showing the heart and the body how to ease away from a certain person. it prevents you from liking someone else besides the person and all you can do is stop trying to push it away and just live.

Megans inactive crush kicked in and she started liking Tim again, but only for 2 minutes.

by Stahley13 May 8, 2016


Dry Crush

The experience of a Romantic crush without experience any sexual attraction for the person.
Basically when you want them but you don't want to have sex with them.
romantic attraction without sexual attraction.

When I was a kid I had a lot of dry crushes on girls I knew.... my romantic interest in the opposite sex began before I knew what sex was.

by Daeros November 8, 2019


mudslide crush

When you're eating your crush's ass and they shit all over you

Damn guys, I was eating bae's ass and she gave me a mudslide crush smh

by PiDeltaSlime August 30, 2019


gross crush

When you are strangely attracted to someone who is unattractive.

"I hope nothing happens to The Hound on Game of Thrones, he is my gross crush."

by beegee89 August 18, 2017