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The act of cleaning up the mess resulting from a particularly vociferous asphyxiwank with Lewis Capaldi toilet paper, then leaving said paper on the bedside table, allowing it to dry overnight.
"Auntie, when you change my sheets, don't forget to put my Crusty Capaldies in the bin!"
the nasty bunched up things on the side of your big toe.
Dont put them nasty crusty corns on me!
Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.
Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.
When pieces of feces tangles in your ass hair and all the way down to your inner thigh hair.
Man, while cleaning his ass Dean diagnosed himself with Crusty Sideburns.
a crusty man that KIYUPS and IS LOQUACIOUS
"man did you see that man? what a crusty the bowman"
Something that people say to get attention, even though it means fucking nothing on the urban dictionary.
"You don't even know what crusty ant means!"
when you ejaculate and don't clean it up and your penis turns crusty
"damn i forgot to clean up my cum and now i have some crusty brick