Roman curtains

The Premium subtle pussy lips with folds of an Angel, the vagina you only see in the best porn. The opposite of an Arby’s roast beef sandwich

I was banging those Roman Curtains last night and I felt like Cesar himself Getting the best pussy in all of Rome
Jessica has Amazing Roman curtains While Amy’s pussy looks like a roast beef sandwich with Extra meat

Flap my curtain

This is commonly used when a one of the couple gets so hot, he needs to stand by an open window and flap the curtain so to create a draft circulation. The female is left on the bed, and then must use the above phrase to entice her man back to bed.

Puns of a various nature can spawn from this saying.

"Flap my curtain till the neighbours complain!"

Poppin Curtains

P Director only type beat when you do so many shows you get excitement from opening the curtain to step on stage to a huge audience of broads ready to drain you.

P Director: "Fuck dawg, I'm poppin curtains like cherries."

Shower Curtain

Josh is a fuking shower curtain

WHo?

josh is a fuking Shower Curtain

Shower Curtain

a hairstyle which encompasses a man’s large bald spot on top while he has allowed the remainder of his hair to grow to shoulder length or longer resulting in a shower curtain style ring of hair. A dome and fringe

The next door neighbor removed his hat and we all realized he was rocking the “shower curtain” look.