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Thomas Müller, aka, Dr. Mingerle. An Erding based playboy and man about town. Devotes his time and energies to 2 tasks: mingering and gambling. Can be frequently found in the Bierteufel drinking Benno Scharl and afterwards in Speakeasy losing heavily playing cards with Mario Basler. Also well-known in The Shamrock and Over 30's parties in Munich. That is where he can be found most weekends, hidden away in a dark corner glued to a mahojus minger.
Dr. Mingerle went on a mingering expedition to Munich. Dr. Mingerle went downstairs on the Silver Fox.
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Too Long; Don't Read. Most commonly used in forums when there is a "Wall of Text" (A very long, typed message/ comment/ story, etc.).
Poster 1 says: "Blah blah blah, blah blah..."(continued for 500-1000 more blahs)
Poster 2 says: "TL;DR! Damn, just blog it and stop wasting forum space!"
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Something that doesn't exist. (There is no period in Dr Pepper, look at the can) Also see Dr Pepper
Logan: Hey, I'm gonna go pickup some Dr. Pepper, want to come?
Jason: Wtf is Dr. Pepper? Well anyway, go pickup some Dr Pepper while your out
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Brutal. Groundbreaking. Epic. Some may even say worthy of losing one's mind while listening to. An Arizona death metal band which includes members: Luke, God of all music, and Zach, screamer to end all screams prior. And, of course, James, whos identity in the band ranges from HeBitch, to one-man-dance-squad, to bands biggest fan, and finally, to entertainment of the band whilst boxing a young homosexual lad who goes by the name Chris Rudder. You, reader of this definition, may be thinking to yourself "If they have a guitarist, hebitch, and screamer, then who in Satan's name plays the drums?!"
And that is, quite possibly, the most important question you may ever ask. The drummer is a drum machine. Yes, do not fancy yourself to a human drummer, for Dr. Swango's beats are far too brutal and fast paced for even Lucifer himself. Listen for yourself, if you think you are ready. www.myspace.com/drswango666
Steve (the name is hypothetical, for this young man obviously hasn't heard of the band): Dr. Swango? No, that's not a death metal band, for that is the doctor out of Tacoma, Washington, who got his phD, and used his medical birlliance to poison 30, yes, 30 people with medicines.
James: No, that is where you are wrong young grasshopper. Surely, you realize, no serial killer can be as br00t4l as Dr. Swango. If you dispute that, then we will take turns raping you with a curling iron. If you can't comprehend even after that, then we will re-circumcise you wtih a paper hole puncher, you cheeky fellow, you.
Steve: Now, that would be preposterous! They obviously named themselves after such a maniac!
James: Now listen here, Dr. Swango (the doctor) obviously had some sort of foreign time machine and went into the future to listen to the most brutal, amazing band ever, and rename himself after them. Now Luke, get ready the curling iron, we have a virgin to your brutality on our hands. And Zach, get ready the paper hole puncher, we have business!
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The equivilent of a Double Suck, hints: the first letters of the words. One girl is confronted by two dicks, in which she is then conned, forced, asked to, or any other form of force; to suck on them both simultaneously.
After hiding in the closet for several minutes, Jimmy joined me on the bed and we performed a Dr. Suess on Jackie in which she shoved both of our cocks into her mouth.
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a punk mother fuka thats lucky eazy mothafuckin e didnt beat his lil bitch ass up
dr.dre (dexter wiggle) is a punk bitch
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quote=mike412Xomg guys i went to that meatspin thing ya told i love it omfg its koolquote
tg;dr gtfo fag
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