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Danny DeVito is the sexiest sister to exist, he gets all the girls and all the guys wigs flew.
“Yo broskii did u see Danny DeVito the sexiest mama?”
“Yeah my wig flew sister!”
fucking ugly and disgusting. worst person youll ever meet. so annoying, the worst person in this solar system.
Diego//do u know daniel/bubba/danny boi
susan//uh yeah, hes so annoying, i wish he was never born
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a stupid group of fans that hate their own lives that they have to obsess over Ashley Tisdale and Danny Stone to have any satisfaction with living.
Jessica: Would you believe that Ashley Tisdale and Danny Stone Fans created a destructive riot outside of the movie theatre lastnight?
Me: What the hell, why?
Jessica: Danny didn't get the main part in Scary Movie V with Ashley like the fans requested. Look at the movie ratings. It's below average because he wasn't in it.
Me: Oh fuck me! Get over it stupid ass teenage girls.
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A delicious pandemic twist to a traditional Eggs Danny Thomas. When you turn your plexiglass covid protection shield horizontal and watch from underneath while a lovely lady of the evening graciously pinches off a steaming crumpet or two for your enjoyment.
The office is full of plexiglass covid shields. WTF are we going to do with all these? Let’s take a couple and head to Vegas. I’m sure we can score some eggs Danny Thomas covid style. Let em drop braaaaaahhhh! I’m down.
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January 15, anyone named Danny is a loser for a day.
Jane: Hey danny did you now tomorrow is national Danny loser day?
Danny: No i didn’t :(
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The elder god of lard. His people are know as lardians. Danny has been measured at 227,665,897,123 kilo grams in diameter. It is on record that this massive monstrosity of lard can consume a whole planet in one sweep of his massive lardy maw. Danny can only be defeated by his one rival, the elder god of bondage, Hernanbo! Also known as Tiff Tiff, Hernanbo will fight a war against Danny until she finds the golden hamster, which she will then bondage to her anal gland and make sweet sweaty love to until Danny's lard is eliminated.
THE WRATH OF THE MAJESTIC LARD GOD SHALL RAIN UPON THEE LIKE THE SPERM OF A THOUSAND INSECTS WHICH WILL THEN DEFILE AND RAPE YOU!
~Faticus, Lardian High priest.
Danny Cooper (Majestic Lard God)
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Speed skater that set the 2008 Trans-USA world record of 2555 miles in 67 days 10 hours and 45 minutes.
He also set the Dallas to Austin world record of 160 miles in 42 hours 30 minutes while skating through a series of severe thunderstorms.
He started competing in 2005, won the North American Inline Marathon Series Advanced Division in 2006, started racing pro in 2007, and, set world records in 2008 and 2009.
That Danny Dannels sure can skate.
Did you hear that Danny Dannels skated a gravel quarry? Naw, just kidding, it was just the roads across the State of Texas.
I hear Danny Dannels sleeps with his skates on.
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