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THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKER THAT HAS THE COCK THE SIZE OF THE EIFFEL TOWER. HE HAS 99 HOES CHASING HIM AND HAS A CRAZY 57 SUBSCRIBERS ON YOUTUBE
This is Dark Wolf
Ignorance is bliss while choosing to be ignorant and being happy about it keeps you in the dark about the truth which makes you blissfully dark.
"When i tried to teach karen how to change the batteries she instead decided to be blissfully dark."
"Steph wanted to stay blissfully dark about the horrible way she treats her friends."
When you stick 8 finger in a vagina.
Boy: guess what I did when I was 16?
Anothwr boi: what?
Boy: I put 8 fingers in a girl's vagina. A proper Bombay Dark lad.
Literally the best movie ever made
She tried to fuck while watching Army of Darkness so I broke up with her.
Can't distract me.
Aura of badass around Attorney General Merrick Garland after DOJ raided Donny Trump's Florida shithole
Clyde was watching news break about DOJ's raid on MarALago, and he couldn't believe his eyes. "holy fuck I kept saying Merrick was doing nothing but now agents are swarming The Former Guy's criming HQ? that's some Dark Garland shit right there!!"
A Wet Walter performed without the consent of the partner. It is highly frowned upon.
Bro 1: I gave my girl a Dark Walter last night.
Bro 2: You’re going to fucking jail, Kenneth.
A darkened version of Link's fairy Navi from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. She's not necessarily evil, but she's just a bitch. A cool bitch, but still a bitch.
Dark Navi: You're a dipshit.
(A common saying of hers)