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exit diet

Associated with identifiable indigestible foods you might find in your excrement or while scrubbing your bung such as corn or peanut skins; also asparagus urine

Bits and pieces of last night’s burrito appeared in my exit diet this morning

by Cosmic Blue Too September 9, 2021


diet ranga

a person with blond or light brown hair that could be seen as having orange hair

“have you seen that guy! he’s a ranga!”
i don’t think he’s a ranga, personally, more of a diet ranga”

by bananaboatdododododo April 1, 2022


diet corruption

When a decision maker is supposed to act impartial but makes their decisions based on their "friendship" with a stakeholder who benefits from those decisions.

Decision maker example: regulatory agency
Stakeholder example: business under regulation

FAA administrator, old friend of Boeing: Hm, should we ground these crashing 737 maxs? Maybe. 🕵️
Boeing: Hey, we will take care of the issue, promise. It can affect our profits if you ground them. Please please please don't ground them. Don't research too hard into the chances of crashes, pleasies!🥺
FAA administrator: hmm, you make a good point, and we were friends before. 🥲 Hmm, this is suddenly not a real issue anymore, no siree. This will go very well. 😌 Man diet corruption tastes good.

by rfrsiopgjdog August 23, 2023


diet edgy

A pair of gloves that are fingerless and are fuzzy and black. They look to be edgy, but because it's so low on the edgy scale you can call them diet edgy.

Her gloves were diet edgy, attempting to look cool and edgy but only partially edgy

by AmadeusKyouma December 19, 2018


Diet Zombie

Someone who has been on a diet for only a couple of days but already craves fattening foods like a zombie craves brains. Usually attacks the fridge in a zombie-like manner.

I'm already becoming a diet zombie. BRRROOOOWWWWNNNNIIIIEEEEESSSSS!

by Kanna-Chan May 27, 2015


soar diet

a "soar diet" is a way of saying 7 redbulls in a day then falling asleep to take a soar nap.

"bro im on the soar diet rn"
"ong frfr?!"

by soarosu! November 7, 2022


Skillet Diet

The art of loosing multiple pounds a day by eating unhealthy Skillet's. Skillets of such magnitude that your body simply retaliates and starts magically loosing weight.

Bob: Naw man Zoran is looking mighty thin

Jethro: Naw man Zoran is on one of them Skillet diets

Bob: Ok Cool!

by PlanoGurth June 29, 2011