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Douchebag

Usually a lame, beta male that has no chick, and no chance at getting one. He may be on the friend list of several, mainly because he has no A game, and doesn't know how to score pussy.

Women avoid you if you are a douchebag.

by acguy2 March 13, 2016


Douchebag

A rating on the type A personality scale which ranges from Asshole to Douchbag.

John is an asshole but he gets things done. Dave on the other hand is a total Douchebag; he'll fuck you over in a heartbeat just to look good to the boss.

by Droobiedoo July 5, 2015


douchebag

Someone who likes to "speak their mind," who thinks that you want to listen to the sound of their voice.

Quit showing off and just pay attention, you fucking douchebag.

by Nogoogleyeyes August 5, 2016


Douchebag

The shittiest weakest "insult" ever by someone who is too afraid to use proper insults because they are too scared to use swearwords, or are about 13 and don't like cuss words.

Example:

Person 1: "Hey you, you are a douchebag!"
Person 2:"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, if you are going to insult me, use a proper fucking insult you fucking pussy!!"
Person 1: "I can't because I'm 13 and I don't like cuss words"

by Fen_Tan_Ill September 20, 2018


Douchebag

Someone who has surpassed the levels of dick and asshole. But still have yet to reach the levels of bitch, asswipe, or

Amari: He just called me pudgy.

Shyandra: What a dick.
Jada: No. He's probably the biggest douchebag I've ever met.

by OMG_2PHONY July 21, 2016


Douchebag

A person or People Who Think they are cool 😎 or Dress like Hell.

Hey look at that Douchebag smoking Smoking his little Vape!
Smoking is for loosers,Vaping is for Douchebages!

by Makkyak May 1, 2020


Douchebag

Any man in a Jacked up truck with tinted windows. Typically spotted wearing a Tap-out or any UFC affiliatied too tight Tshirt and white Oakley sunglasses. Has tattoos and an overinflated ego. English is his first language, yet he is unable to write a proper sentence, spell or use grammar. Is a Donald Trump sympathizer and posts racist memes on his Facebook. Calls Axe body spray "whore lure" and douces himself in it accordingly. Posts bodybuilding gym mirror selfies as his profile picture to attract chicks.

That douchebag looks like my next biggest mistake!

by Mentally unstable March 22, 2017