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The Delaware Dragon is a vile sex act which involves a man taking his lover out for a romantic dinner and feeding her to her stomachs content. Afterward when they have returned to his place of residence and she is performing fellatio upon him he waits until his climax approaches. At the moment before climax he seizes the back of her head and crams it onto his cock, effectively forcing her balls deep. He then ejaculates in her throat, and while pulling out jerks his penis against her gag reflex causing her to vomit up all the freshly ejaculated semen and the previously eaten meal (the plume of vomit resembling the fire of a dragon's mouth).
"Oh hey Bill, what did you and Carol do after dinner Friday night?"
"Nothing much really went home... and gave her a DELAWARE DRAGON!"
"No way man! That is fucking disgusting! But props to you man I didn't think it was possible to pull off."
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This is the brutish overweight girlfriend of the hot chick, generally used to dissuade squirrel chasers and otherwise cock block. It can occassionally be distracted by Dragon Bait or (s)laid by a Dragon Hunter using his trusty Dragon (S)layer sword or lance
Man, check out Andrea.
No Dick, I'm not killing her pet dragon for you.
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1. The most amazing pet in the world!
2. very independent yet more loyal than a fish :)
3. is very territorial and will kill/eat other bearded dragons if given the chance(mine did)
4.(personal)my pet bearded dragon recently passed away after an estimated 15 years... RIP Izzy!
1. I recommend everyone to get a Bearded Dragon as a pet.
2. guy- Dude this bearded dragon is way cooler than bubbles your dumb fish!
dude-i know huh!
3. dude- my bearded dragon ate his sister!
guy-the definition told u it was territioial dumb ass!
4. RIP Izzy I will never forget you!
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Guys who solely dates fat ugly chicks, because they have no other options as all the princess will not even look at them.
Holy crap, look at that dragon slayer over there.
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A big dragons penis. Scales, big leathery balls, a barbed tip, and "breathes" fire.
Your pointy Dragon Penis melted my vagina.
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A smoky dragon is when a girl in the middle of giving a blow job stops just before finishing, takes a massive hit of weed, then finishes the job and swallows before exhaling a waft of smoke.
Man that girl last night was awesome, we got hella blazed and she gave me a smoky dragon.
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