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OK BECAUSE ETHAN DOLAN is the ultimate Daddy he is obviously the better twin because how could you not love him not only does he have the jawline that’s sharper then a knife .... no no he is the funniest, sweetest, caring, person that you will ever find
A Ethan Dolan gives so much happiness and life to people that can’t find there own a Ethan Dolan gives you happiness when no one else can
I wish I was married to Ethan Dolan
Guy 1: Hey Did You Watch Ethan Awesome Last Night?
Guy 2: YEA! I Was His 21ST SUBSCRIBER!!!!!
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the biggest asshole in the world. is a fat cunt only bathes every two weeks and has no friends. everytime he swears in clase he gets away with it because of his "needs" what he dosent have. hes an asshole and trys to act cool
oh look its ethan aston the ahole
Ethan Knowles aka 'The Fat Cunt of Walney' is known for his sheer size of a whopping 50 Stone! He can usually be found on the 'courts' on North Walney or in the bushes bumming Paige Ramsey, with his 1 inch weapon. (Sometimes even Tianna Clark and Chardonay get amongst it with them)
Ethans' master is a man known as 'FRESHHH Dave' aka 'Cracking Pluurr', Ethan follows all of Daves' commands no matter what. One of the commands Ethan has recently completed for his master is reporting ApianDig (who is an absolute mad lad) on XBOX. Ethan also broke his hand trying to fist Paige. Oh.. and also a common misconception with Ethan is his penis is often mistaken for a cocktail sausage, hence why it was bit off by his dog.
Ethan Knowles is fat.
A tall and slim man with orange hair, usually of African descent. Often grumpy and listening to rap or erotic audiobooks, Ethan (Valdez) requires a large daily intake of sugar and caffeine to cope with life. Often associated with reckless driving and possession of unregistered firearms.
Ethan (Valdez) is a piss goblin.
Someone who is scared of delivering Uber Eats, He can never get a 5-star or SSR unit in any gacha game he plays. He hates people named Jordan.
Ethan Tran is never lucky...
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