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English

It’s a language.

I SPEAK ENGLISH!!

by urmomscat April 29, 2022


English

English is a language. It's in countries such as England and America.

It's also dumb.

English is dumb because....Bologna rhymes with Pony.

by PremiumCookie February 19, 2020


English

An absolute fucking shit show
Why the fuck is it spelled phlegm, that makes no god dam sence

English is like if you stuck 100 blood sucking termites into a pot of piss and dead rats, and then let it sit under a porch, before shaping it to North Korea whitest labeled as “cow shit

by Mrbobpants July 19, 2022


English

A language you can learn from a young age but never really understand.

English grammar baffles me.l

by Ellietheelaphant March 25, 2016


English?

When someone says some retarded stuff that don't make any sense.

Person : My his died.
Me : English?

by _Moonys February 18, 2023


English

That middle school class that you never mined that much and actually kinda liked it but everyone (even your friends) though you needed a lot of mental help.

1:Yay english agian

2:U R mantaly IN saNE....

by Daniisnotpretty November 19, 2018


English

Why the fuck do you need the definition of English you fucking idiot

English is a fucking language you fucking doink

by Shankaspear April 15, 2019