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a baby back Mexican man lover , who steals leftovers. Fun to be around and good friend until he goes in the fridge and devours your leftovers.
Hey I'm going to bed , yall stay up and keep drinking..but don't go in my fridge and Eric the Mexican Randall me!
To put it well an absolute chad that has murder an entire orphanage with a screw driver and drank bleach because he was thirsty, stay as far away as you can because he preferably likes to touch kids under the age of 13.
Guy 1: yo is that Eric vereto?
Guy 2:you a orphan?
Guy 1: yea?
Guy 2: RUN
the most awesome person in the world.
-Do you know Eric Awesome?
-YES!!!!! WE ALL LOVE HIM!!!
he is the BEST possible and is totaly unsuperable
its TRUE Eric Prado
Spanish Eric - Overview.
This is an alias for a tight arsed cunt with several properties in Spain. He will never holiday in these dwellings but will use them to take numerous solitary breaks.
Whilst taking a break he will constantly send photos (library) of everything he consumes, boring the shit out of his friends (worded very loosely)
Whilst sitting alone he pines for his UK friends, hoping that some will buy property near to one of his casa's, so that they can take photos of drinks and tapas together and go shopping for upside down pineapples.
Personality
He's a cunt.
Appearance
Spanish Eric
wears special order shorts that would turn dinghy back to Calais.
His choice of shorts are vulgar in appearance and one would think he wears them for a dare.
Perversions
Spanish Eric mostly enjoys singing opera to transvestites in the hope that once again he'll have a hard dick to play with.
Spending copious amounts of money (Sterling, and Euros) in titty bars when the trannies have retired is not usual.
Home life
When not stuck on the M62 Spanish Eric loves to spend time in his reading nook studying the history of Air fryers 2010-2024. He and his current wife Spanish Sarah have an ever growing collection of these heinous machines.
Seldom, in fact fucking never does he invited his friend to his UK residence.
Legend has it he keeps his parents locked in the attic and bleeds their pension money from them to spend on airport parking.
You can't wear those noncey shorts, you'll look like Spanish Eric
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When a hot German guy gets wasted by putting a water bottle filled with mustard gas up a mans ass and smokes it like a bong.
You should've seen my friend, Eric Serbin, last night, he got so wasted.