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Pretending like something that really hurts, does not hurt at all.
Dude, Evan got punched so hard in the arm but he said "I swear it didn't hurt."
Stop Evaning, we know it hurts!
The most pussy ass shit talking little bitch to ever roam the universe. Talks mad shit online but in person sits quietly while they mouth breathe since their Jewish nose is so long and skinny. Whenever an Evan Hendrickson breathes through their nose it causes a whistling sound able to be heard from Saturn.
I want to kill myself, I really am an Evan Hendrickson huh?
To be the whitest boy around who live off his daddy's money for his whole life. Occasionally tries to rap but ruins it.
Husband: hey honey I think we need to start thinking about of financial future.
Wife: what do you mean sweetie?
Husband: I want to make enough money so we can ensure our children can be Evan combs.
Wife: wow you're so right baby! This is why I married you. I can't wait to push out 5hose white babies of yours.
A very stupid and ugly fish named Jóse
Ew it’s jóse he looks live Evan Connelly
If your name is evan and your last name begging with d you are officially the FITTEST , sexiest person on the planet and I will marry you on the spot .Ypu probably look leng in a hot tub.
Sam: ooh look its evan .d
Olivia: erm
Sam: hess so fittt
If your name is evan and your last name begging with d you are officially the FITTEST , sexiest person on the planet and I will marry you on the spot .Ypu probably look leng in a hot tub.
Sam: ooh look its evan .d
Olivia: erm
Sam: hess so fittt