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the sickness everyone gets after coachella because they probably inhaled WAY too much dust.
damn that cochella flu gets me every year
Beaver Flu is just another name for the Human Immunodeficiency Virus (HIV).
"Man, that trick gave me the beaver flu."
When the party is over and you wake up sick, broke, with nothing left until payday and jones or become irritable.
Don't mind Bob, He's got the bag gone flu.
A gastrointestinal illness that comes on suddenly with strong symptoms. It quickly spreads to an outbreak of epidemic proportions, causing panic, hysteria, and a fleet of ambulance buses to come take people to hospital. May or may not be food poisoning.
As seen at Humber College on Jan. 19, 2017.
Megan: Hey, I haven't seen Ben in a couple days. What happened?
Warren: He must have the Humber Flu.
(Coworker Is A Dumb A$$) CIADA flu
CIADA flu (noun) – A pain that starts in your head and takes over the body slowly. Most likely caused my excessive exposure of an annoying voice from a/multiple clueless coworker(s) who are currently ill with diarrhea of the mouth.
Symptoms include: headache, pain in jaw (typically due to mouth hanging open or grinding of teeth), squinting eyes, fever (due to severe mental irritation), cramped fingers (after excessive emailing of coworkers with similar symptoms).
Treatment includes:
•Cutting phone lines so voices aren’t necessary.
• Threats of severe snow storms (so annoying coworker gets scared and leaves early)
•Whispering (so one-upping coworker cannot join in conversation and make your symptoms worse by shorting you on lunch money.)
If treatments do not work, please seek professional medical assistance immediately.
Cindy and Sue's diarrhea of the mouth has made me sick with the CIADA flu.
When you eat so much pizza that you become physically sick.
Did you hear about Jack? He got the pizza flu.