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National singles day, yesterday we let all the loving couples have their day, now it's the single peoples day to do whatever they want
*hey have you been doing much today
^yeah I did lots of things by myself today
*why by yourself??
^ because its February 15
national singles day
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if you are born on this day you don't exist and are a piece of absolute shit
somebody: omg your born on February 32
me:
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When annoying lazy children were born. This persons name usually starts with an A and is a girl. This girl normally has 2-3 siblings that’s she doesn’t like. This girl is not a good person to be friends with and she is whinny all the time.
Person: When’s your birthday?
A: February 23!
Person: Uhm never mind I don’t like you bye😒
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February 16 is the national give someone a bitch slap day. This day you have to slap someones face hard as frck and see how they react.
-What day is it today?
- It is february 16
- Oh cool im gonna slap you (slaps her in the face as hard as fruck)
- Owww that hurt like a son of a biscuitt, ohhhhh ahhhhhhhh im going to freaking beat your ass up rn
(you start running away)
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Give your gf many things bc it’s her birthday. she deserves the best and if you don’t you can’t have anything that day like kisses, hugs, and more
Hey it’s February 26, my birthday give me many things
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This is the day to take your chance and slap as many fucktards as you want without getting in trouble.
It's February 14, and I'm single, so I'm gonna slap some bitches.
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y/n :hey c/n *hugs*
c/n: BRO WHY DID U HUG ME
y/n: it is February 2
c/n: OH SHART
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