After a long day at work before you get home you realise you are feeling like Eminem. Reason for that is that your palms are sweaty, your knees are weak and arms are heavy
Man 1 - Hey dude are you ok?
Man 2 - yeah in just feeling like Eminem right now
Man 1 - I know exactly what you mean. Get some rest when you get home
Man 2 - you know what. I'm gonna get some of my mum's spaghetti for dinner.
its the neutral version of feels bad man and feels good man
i won
feels normal man
When you find yourself waking up in a beautiful place, most commonly in nature, without knowing how you got there. Maybe you passed out, maybe you took too many viagra tablets.
Remy: Ugh, how did we get here?
Daniel: I have no clue, but it's a nice view, isn't it?
Remy: Hell, yeah. I am feeling like a Pagan right now.
When you tell someone to shut up and when they actually do it, you feel bad and regret it.
"Bro can you shut up? You're pissing me off.."
"alright sorry man"
"Okay now I got feel bad syndrome, sorry man.."
every friday it is totally acceptable to grab the tits of another male/female without any possible sexual assualts or uneasy feelings between each other. any other day the person may charge hate crimes and that person must pay the other a violation fee of no more than $10..
Captain Douche: i swear to god you touch my tits another time and its not "cop a feel friday" i will personally bend you over.
Geno: oh ok
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Hung over; tired; shortened version of "feel like shitake mushrooms", which is an attempt to say "feel like shit" without technically saying 'shit'
You don't look too good today.
Yeah, man, I feel like mushrooms
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The feeling from roughly 8-10 mins into Saving Private Ryan where Tom hanks is shitting himself, going pale on the beach.
The intense feeling of realising the shit you truly are in/experiencing.
Me: Shit, work is busy as fuck
Friend: Yeah but look at the door, more people are coming
*camera zooms into face, "Tom Hanks feeling" felt. high pitched whine in background*
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