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Compared to the known definition of "I wear my heart on my sleeve", having your feelings on your sleeve denotes being emotional / getting your emotions affected more easily than usual.
Mark: You good bro? Why’d you start crying out of nowhere?
Devin: Sorry man, I just remembered something about her. I guess I got my feelings on my sleeve right now.
The “Hurt Feelings Police” are people who attack others with viewpoints opposing their own. This is typically found on social media when someone posts something that get’s deemed “controversial.” A lot of times this happens in things about LGBT+ people, people of color, other minorities, and politics.
"Hey man, I made this post about my views on the current president and sparked the Hurt Feelings Police."
Being in a really good mood but always needing sleep
I've been feeling like a Colby lately. I'm feeling really good but I'm always sleepy for some reason
After a long day at work before you get home you realise you are feeling like Eminem. Reason for that is that your palms are sweaty, your knees are weak and arms are heavy
Man 1 - Hey dude are you ok?
Man 2 - yeah in just feeling like Eminem right now
Man 1 - I know exactly what you mean. Get some rest when you get home
Man 2 - you know what. I'm gonna get some of my mum's spaghetti for dinner.
every friday it is totally acceptable to grab the tits of another male/female without any possible sexual assualts or uneasy feelings between each other. any other day the person may charge hate crimes and that person must pay the other a violation fee of no more than $10..
Captain Douche: i swear to god you touch my tits another time and its not "cop a feel friday" i will personally bend you over.
Geno: oh ok
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Hung over; tired; shortened version of "feel like shitake mushrooms", which is an attempt to say "feel like shit" without technically saying 'shit'
You don't look too good today.
Yeah, man, I feel like mushrooms
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The feeling from roughly 8-10 mins into Saving Private Ryan where Tom hanks is shitting himself, going pale on the beach.
The intense feeling of realising the shit you truly are in/experiencing.
Me: Shit, work is busy as fuck
Friend: Yeah but look at the door, more people are coming
*camera zooms into face, "Tom Hanks feeling" felt. high pitched whine in background*
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