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flat as paper

When a girl has no boobs and is the same chest shape as paper
__________________________(girl)
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Have you seen that girl Jamie's she's legit flat as paper

by I'm poppy January 6, 2018


Flat asshole

Your buttcheeks are so spread apart that your ass hole flat

Brittian you have a flat asshole

by Magsw13 February 14, 2019


Rascal Flat

Giving one a a burn in the middle of the forehead with a black and mild cigar, then proceeding to beat them with a sock filled with rolls of quarters

I'm gonna give Tony a rascal flat if he doesnt stop.

by Oooofta October 20, 2020


Michigan Flat Tire

When a female/male is riding their partners face, and on orgasm they defecate on their partner's forehead and flatten it with their ass cheeks.

Marry was riding my face so hard and gave me the largest Michigan Flat Tire that I'm still trying to wash it out of my bangs.

by Delaware Seagull Shake May 17, 2022


B-flat Armored Clarinet

A name for the straight-belled soprano saxophone owing to its similarity to a metal clarinet.

Sam's ok on the alto-sax but he can tear up the b-flat armored clarinet.

by Sir-Hops-A-Lot February 14, 2021

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Nat flat

A natural flat bar found in a public area

Lets skate downtown, i know some good nat flats.

by LKSLKJDSLKDSDFLKJ January 7, 2010


flat cookies

adj. meaning having none or little boobs/tits/honkers

Dammmmn, why do we have so many girls with flat cookies!?

by Mini Gu August 25, 2008