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Flat tire

A guys ball sack that sags lower than moose tits .

Bob: I was having sex with Jerry and his but sack looks like a flat tire

Greg:what bob your gay

by Lonzo Lavar April 22, 2018


Flat Tire

Kyler does it to me. So annoying.

KYLER STOP FLAT TIRING ME!!!

Bro that kid is annoying i'm gonna go flat tire him

by Leterz May 4, 2021


Flat Tire

When a girl sucks you but she catches you with her teeth so deep that your penis loses all stiffness.

Dang, she gave me a Flat tire after dinner, it hurts!!

by The_DestroyerXP March 8, 2018


michigan flat steak

an old school slang term for the bologna sandwich that is served to guests at the Chicago Police Dept lockups.

Oh, man, my old lady couldn't bail me out, so I had to stay in the lockup and have a Michigan flat steak for dinner.

by Dinosaur of EMS September 14, 2017


Flat earth privilege

means you can answer a question with a question, but also that you can demand that other people have to answer your questions. If you don’t like the answer you can ignore it and claim it is a part of the grand conspiracy. #flatearth

When he ignored the overwhelming evidence that the earth is a sphere and said the water would fall off a ball, he chose to ignore science and claimed flat earth privilege

by LuisVuittonDon January 10, 2020


flat peak

A condom which you often use when having sexual intercourse

' have you got a flat peak '
' no have you '

by Kaytiie March 9, 2008


Puerto Rican flat tire

When someone replies "PSSSSSSSSSH"
To anything said to them.
Basically saying they don't agree making the sound of a flat tire.
Mostly done by Puerto Rican females

Hey you dating that BBC?
Pssssssh (Puerto Rican flat tire) sound

by Puertoricanflattire March 16, 2020