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state that represses minorities with laws and policy's, making life hard.
Florida lets us gerrymander minorities right out of voting so their voice can't be heard
The place where everyone is either drinking, mudding, boating, or committing the most pea brain crime. North Florida is really south Georgia. The rest of Florida does not associate with them. During 6 months out of the year snowbirds terrorize the roads honking at every green light you don’t move within 0.27448 seconds with their poodle sitting shotgun. South Florida’s Governor is Kodak. Go up to anyone under the age of 25 and say GLEEE and they will holler back. Stay away from all Nissan Altima’s as each driver has a free pass to make their speed limit on i-95. Miami has more people who speak spanish than english so good luck if you failed your foreign language class. There really is no “Florida Man” everyone has a little Florida man within them. If your a non local all the rumors you have heard are very well true and happen to this day.
“ I lived in Florida my whole life”
“ It’s nice over there right?”
“Shitshow in Paradise”
Person 1: Where can i find the fearsome FLORIDA MAN???
Person 2: Florida
1: Probably the only US state that looks like a penis
2: place where flordiaman Live and anything is possible
3: Disney world?
4: hotter than hell itself
5: you know what Florida is :/
“Going down to Florida this summer!”
florida is a place where meth induced lizard people and old sad people with Danny Duncan live
florida man jhaskhgkjbs,brhk "shoots guy then rides off on a aligator"
A U.S. state comparable to a miniature Australia.
"Florida is like Satan's armpit"