A Florida man is a man who was born in Florida and commits the most devious crimes possible.
Have you heard of that Florida man who claimed the 3 needles stuck up his ass wasn't his?
a Man from Florida whos does cool crazy and elaborate shit usullay accompanied by his Gator sidekick
damn john seems to be a real Florida man seen him exploding lawn gnomes and other objects walked his pet gator in public too lit himself on fire last week yea that's john for you. (john is a placement name nota real Florida man name)
1. Leave
2. Why are you still reading?
3. Just fucking leave
Friend- My parents are going to Florida and I wanna go dude
Me- things to do in Florida is a good list like first just leave bro
Your partner puts hot pepper seeds in their mouth and proceeds to preform felatio then when your penis starts to burn you stick it in either their vagina or butthole
She put hot pepper seeds in her mouth and he face fucked her then stuck it in her butthole he performed the Florida flamer
While preparing dinner for you and your girl, start doing her from behind while you let your entree simmer in the stove. When you're about to cum, tell her to turn around, then hit her over the head with her dinner.
Dan whipped up a nice south Florida sauce pan for his girl last night. Hit her right in the face with a pan full of hot stew.
reddit post posted on February 7, 2022 by snapwillow ironically on r/nostupidquestions that went ridiculously viral on the platform.
"didn't think much of this when I lived in Florida. Many products were labeled in Florida ounces. But now that I live in another state I'm surprised to see products still labeled with Florida ounces.
I looked up 'Florida ounces' but couldn't find much information about them. Google doesn't know how to convert them to regular ounces."
"fl oz stands for fluid ounces not florida ounces"
"oh fuck!"
"water is a state I can understand how this is confusing."
Can also be written as FloG
A gamer that doesn’t fit the stereotypical obese man living in his mom’s basement. This mostly comes from the fact that most homes in Florida don’t have basements.
Andy: Bruh my mom doesn’t let me get a gaming pc cuz she’s afraid that I’ll wind up “unhealthy” but I keep telling her than I’m a Florida Gamer, I’m not like them.
Drew: Yeah that word meaning not a stereotypical gamer. I guess you’re one.
Andy: I am one! A real good FloG. I work out, I eat healthy, I don’t wear glasses, the list just goes on and on.