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club card flowers

Flowers from a grocery store

Girlfriend 1 - "Valentines day is coming up and I can't wait to see what I'll get this year."

Girlfriend 2 - "I've told my husband Valentines day is special and I don't want no 'club card flowers'. He'd better spend the time to go to a florist and send me premium flowers!"

by qac_3 October 29, 2010


Daniel Flowers

A guy with a very low iq and a very tiny penis, he usually wants to kill himself but that’s only because he’s a drug addict. Also you can’t forgot Danny’s are usually Jewish.

Wanna invite Daniel flowers?

No he sucks!

by Dunno58 April 30, 2019


Spleens Flower

Cocaine

Jeff: Hey, Jay, wanna go to Fred's party? I hear he has loads of Spleens Flower.
Jay: Spleens Flower?
Jeff: Coke. he has a huge coke stash, Jay.
Jay: oh, I'm not into drugs.

by Poyomaster696969 September 9, 2020


flower petaling

When a stripper puts her pussy in your face and uses her skills to push the pussy lips out and open like a flower petal blooming. (|) --> @

Damn that old stripper was flower petaling all up in my face last night and I'm pretty sure I saw all the way inside- shit was huge!

by Idontevenknow520025 September 24, 2017


Timid flower

A timid flower is someone who is shy about the idea of sex, but is very kinky

“Yo I had sex with Lisa last night”

“Really? She seems so shy”

“Nah man, she’s a timid flower. She’s a wild thing

by Kane.mp4_v1 February 7, 2024


Flower shop

Where you go to buy Cannabis Flower.

You go to the flower shop to buy cannabis flower

by Flowershopgirl August 4, 2021


Jack flower

Jack flower is Short British wanker with a shrimp dick and is a big ugly mother fucker who can't get the right girl without acting hard

he thinks he all truf but in fact, he easy to beat up

people call him a train rack which he is and mate looking at his face you see way his parents split up

jock flower is a fucking dick #jack flower

by Funny dgdh January 8, 2020