Your Mum

'Your mum' is a cuss originating presumably from one of the many ghettos in the UK. Mainly used by chavs, it is a comeback to an insult that cannot be beaten in any other way. Also used as an answer to almost any question, it is one of the most universal cuss downs of the twenty first century as of yet.

Initiating insult:'Shut up you ignoramus.'
Comeback:'Why don't you tell your mum to shut up!'

or

(someone pointing at a hippo in a zoo)Q:'What's that?'
A:'Your mum!'

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your retarded

a joke which reveals the veritable retards around you. lacking recognition of the irony, the bona fide retard will correct your grammar, thereby revealing their qualifications for the special olympics.

mrs. smith sees jimmy wearing a t-shirt with "your retarded" printed on it

mrs. smith: "uh, you're retarded because your t-shirt misspelled you're"

jimmy: "it is called irony, fucktard"

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Your Goat

A term used in replacement of phrases such as "your mom" and "your face" to avoid the amount of people being put down. Goats will be offended instead.

Everyone has their own goat, goatless people have no soul.

"Your mom is fat!"
"YOUR GOAT IS FAT!"

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your such a moises

1. A woman making tortillas in the kitchen.
2. A anus (the rectal opening)
3. A epic fail

"Hey, dude your such a moises"

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Your Mother

A phrase that you use to anserw any of "Tom.B's" questions, normally used to piss him off.

Tom- Hey what are you going to do this weeked
Us- Your mother
Tom- Dude your pissing me off Im gunna punch you in the face seriously.

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your friends

oh wait, you dont have friends

me: where r ur friends?
u: idk
me: do u have friends?
u: no
me: that shucks that your friends arent real

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Your moms your face

When your face is actually your mom....

Hey! Your moms your face! Booya!

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