lagutny (lah-gut-knee)

all the sick stuff an addict does to satisfy his/her addiction., i.e.: stealing, lying, cheating, manipulating, hurting, and generally being a piece of pooh

i love gettin jacked up but i just cant handle the lagutny (lah-gut-knee) of it all

One eyed gut shovel

Fully raging erect broad headed vascular penis.
Note: Can be used heterosexually or homosexually

I want you to come over and sit on my “one eyed gut shovel”.

Guinness Stout Gut Spout

An awful form of the beer shits caused by drinking Guinness Stout the evening prior, in which the sphincter acts as a spigot which, when opened, empties the contents of one's innards into a toilet bowl. The diarrhea is generally black, served at room temperature, and has a nice, frothy head.

Man, I double-poured a pint of Guinness Stout Gut Spout into the toilet this morning; it was not good.

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betsy blair guts cake

a bloody toe created in a battle of all epic battle fought at the end of the world where betsy blair guts cake fought benton oats and there was an explosion of sarcasm and all the worlds earthworms ate celery so all the celery eating bugs died and all the animals eating the bugs died and all the animals eat the animals that eat the bugs that eat the celery died and as their final words which were miraculously in english were: "Betsy Blair Guts Cake"
and all that was left of the entire world was a bloody mangled toe.

she stubbed her toe while doing something completely epic so her toe became Betsy Blair Guts Cake

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drop your guts

The action of emptying ones bottom, usually done in a fairly rapid and uncontrollable manner. It may commence with a small tommy squeaker, potentially with a foul smell but fiecies soon follows through into ones undergarments.

It denotes your innards expelling from your arse hole

Oh man you just dropped your guts

I'd like to drop my guts on my girl...

Drop your guts on me will ya?

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Texas gut grenade

1: Where a women poops in the skin of a uncircumcised penis then smearing it around.

2: a bean and beef burrito from allsups*

For their 5 year anniversary, Janice give Dave a Texas gut grenade.

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enough guts to fill a smokehouse

with too much courage; cocky and foolish

He has enough guts to fill a smokehouse -- he went into that Baptist Church on Sunday morning all dressed up like The Cure asking where the nearest liquor store was!

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