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A drink made with equal parts gin, tonic and pink grapefruit juice.
I walked up to the bar at the gallery opening and asked for a Claire Harris. "Well of course darling" said the bartender, "everyone's having a Claire Harris tonight".
Boy band member Louis Tomlinson’s husband.
“I feel like Harry Styles would date my mom if he knew her 😏”
“Well too bad. He has already been married to Louis Tomlinson for years 🤪”
“NONONO YOU DISRESPECTFUL DELUSIONAL TIN HEAD!! HARRY AND LOUIS HATE YOU 🤬👹”
“No you silly solo fans, they love me 😘”
Louis Tomlinson’s husband.
He sings about fruit.
Because he a lil fruity 👶
“Have you heard of “Harry Styles”?”
“You mean Louis Tomlinson’s husband who sings about fruit?”
- Kempe’s long lost lover
- That feeling when you want to laugh but you don’t because it’s racist and the most unfunny joke in existence
- Boisterous
“Says something racist”
ARCHER HARRIS
Sees someone Asian looking but they’re not asian
“Archer Harris”
An internet troll.... most likely a virgin.
I got Harry Lime'd by HKY's on MMO the other day.
1.
To sit back, close one's eyes, cross one's arms, swear bountifully, and talk about one's great screenplays that never got made, for three hours.
*note* Any of the above on their own can also be considered 'Harrising out'
2.
The act of murdering Bill Murray.
3.
The act of being right about everything all the time.
"You're wrong, OK? I'm fucking killing myself here!! I fucking wrote Hannibal and Michael Collins! Sharpe is the best fucking thing there is!! Fucking Lost in Translation French Films!!! GGGGRRRRRR"
Careful he'll get the belt Harris out.............................
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