hipster-groupie

A "hipster-groupie" is a sole individual that lives, eats, and breathes the "hipster" style of life. Extensive research has shown that it is usually an employer/employee relationship, with said employer typically failing to understand meaning of "work-place boundaries." "Hipster groupies" can also be identified as the more casual, street-slang term "Buddy Holly fanatics." Between the two titles, it comes down to whichever you'd prefer to include in your colloquial.

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Hipster panties

Hipster panties are a size or style of panties that have many cute prints.

I wear mostly hipster panties and I have so many cute prints like my favorite pair of hello kitty panties.

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Portland Hipster

Usually defined as a person who:

A. Drinks PBR
B. Has the money to bath, but doesn't

C. Cuts their own hair, badly.
C. Wears "Ironic" 80's clothes
E. Has a bike
F. Has a beard
G. Rolls their pant legs up to high

"Blank is such a Portland Hipster. Just look at him with his brand new bike, riding down the middle of the street drunk on PBR. It even looks like he cut his dreadlocks last night in his bathroom!"

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Hipster paradox

The definition of a hipster is that they are nit and do not like mainstream things. But since hipsters are now mainstream, then they must like mainstream things.

Fuck you you dirty hypocritical cretin, using the hipster paradox.

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hipster shield

When a hipster or other self-centered person admits to having little talent or that their behavior is unacceptable in a joking manner intended to make it "ironic" and, thus, "excusable".

John put up his hipster shield by telling us he's a terrible guitarist before mangling it for the the next half hour.

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Reverse-Hipster

Since a hipster likes everything before it becomes popular, a reverse-hipster likes things after they are already popular and run into the ground.

i.e. a hipster that is late for things.

Friend 1: You should read the Hunger Games!
Friend 2: I'll read them after everyone is done with them. I don't feel like jumping aboard this train right now- they're all finished reading already so I won't be able to catch up.
Friend 1: You're like a reverse-hipster....

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Hood Hipster

A more gangsta version of a Hipster. Exemplified by listening to rap, ghetto mannerisms, and occasional gangsta speech but still retains the apparel and sensibilities of a Hipster.

Hipster 1 - "Man, what's up with that guy?"
Hipster 2 - "I don't know, he's like one of us...but not"

Hood Hipster - "Fuck yo couches BITCH!"

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