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reverse hobo

Sexual move usually practised at night on a park bench, a bush or in a dumpster. Can be performed by same sex partners. Head to toe. Both partners have to be inebriated, fully clothed with only the genitals exposed. Traditionally both partners are homeless although it is on trend to simulate homelessness to participate.

"Saw two tramps tonight on the park bench doing the reverse hobo, it was some great fun times."

by Creator of the reverse hobo. December 16, 2013


hobo burn

v., when the government picks up unidentified bodies from the morgue to have cremated.

"Dude, he's such a bastard. When he dies we'll just ditch his body in a gutter and hope they hobo burn him."

by TashokuKisune March 6, 2010


Hobo Hammocks

Any human found to own a hobo hammock is the best kind of human because they helped feed the homeless when they bought it. This hammock can be replaced at any time for any reason. Eg. Grandma was in the hammock and pooped her pants. You can get a new one for free from the company.

Bro, I left my knife in my back pocket again and cut open my hobo hammock. But no worries, I emailed Hobo Hammocks, and they sent me a new one for free!

by HoboHam April 16, 2020


Hobo Handy

to give a hobo a handjob

that lady loves giving then hobo Handy to dirty bums

by RyanD_007 June 14, 2017


hobo up

Pertaining to another's monetary Hypocrisy. To suggest to another person that they make a significant monetary contribution, donation, etc. in concert with their strongly elucidated philosophical belief, when they claim that others should do so instead of themselves.

Rich Progressive California Liberal: Man, they really oughta raise taxes on the rich to pay for that (insert absurd program with which government should not be involved.)

You: Hey, man, you're rich, so why don't pay some additional taxes to fund the boondogggle?

RPCL: Hey, I pay my fair share

You: Hobo up, motherfucker

by knukles April 14, 2014


Hobo present

a gift, and/or artical of clothing left for a home bum aka hobo, to find.

Someone left their shirt in my car. Sounds like a hobo present!

I just found an awsome hobo present!

by Anthony Josafiend August 25, 2009


Hobo niche

Small section of space where a person with no permanent residence is temporarily squatting.

We have a homeless friend staying under the stairs in the hobo niche.

by RainbowTaaiilll November 17, 2013