That's How I Roll

An amazing signature creation from Cold Stone Creamery made with Cake Batter Ice Cream, Cookie Dough, Fudge, and Whipped Cream! YUMMM!!!

Cold Stone Mixmaster: Hi Welcome to Cold Stone! I can help the next group in line!

you: yes, I would like a Gotta Have it size That's How I Roll please. OH! With a waffle bowl too!

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How Can She Slap

The appropriate verbal response after bitch slapping a chick who hit you first.

guy - the thing is, we don't want to talk with you.

bitch - why don't you go and fuck off then?!

guy - you go.

bitch - *slaps guy*

guy - *slaps bitch harder*

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!?!

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How to keep a moron busy

See How to keep a moron busy.

See the example for How to keep a moron busy.

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How to Train Your Dragon

How to train Your Dragon is an educational film with a target audience of children, as the title of the film states it is about training dragons. This teaches children about the different types of dragons and their weaknesses/strength while also telling a story of how they switched from friend to foe. This live action movie is in many peoples minds the best movie ever created, even better than the Among Us musical. (Not that hard to achieve.) And was given New York Times best seller, despite not being a book. The compelling story makes all other movies that came out at the time look like garbage.

That movie was about as good as How to Train Your Dragon (Hyperbole)

I really want to go see How to Train Your Dragon

I learned a lot of my knowledge of dragon taming from How to Train Your Dragon.

how did you find this

no seriously how did you find this

me: look at this secret
12 year old: i found this already
me: how did you find this

how did i know

Used to mean you knew something was going to happen without prior explicit knowledge.

Usually used with emphasis on "how" and sounds like a statement, rather than a question.

your friend is calling you on the phone: "how did i know" - implies you knew they were going to call you, whether you really did or not.

How bout them yankees?

A phrase used to break up an incredibly awkward silence. Although this tends to elicit nothing but awkward laughter.

So uhhhh, how bout them yankees?...

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