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Human Computer

the Act of a genius getting fucked by multiple furries and being forced to recite pi.

Man, I bet Albert Einstein loved being a human computer.

by balltickler69 February 07, 2023


Human GPS

Technoblade is the human gps.
He always knows where he is going and can easily find anything.

"wow," said Rick, "Techno is such a Human GPS."

by jaysay1000000 October 16, 2020


idiotic human

The people who go on here to write words that should never exist and the people who accept these idiotic words. The people who don't know how to use their brains but use all of the intelligence and creativity they have on the internet.

I am an idiotic human for being here in the first place.

by ricebeanscats March 10, 2018


human mosquito

Narcissist assholes who think no one knows what bull shit they’re pulling or one who stalks to talk to you or drain you by their presence. “ enough about me let’s talk about me” . You exist so you can make them feel better about themselves when no one is honest with them & tells them to fuck of because of their narcissism, they either don’t care or are oblivious.

That human mosquito Larry always comes outside when I’m out there just so we can talk about him while pretending he’s not stalking me.

by RasSpoa July 25, 2021


Human Penispede

When 3* guys have sex with each other at the same time (3 or more)

Human Centipede but with dicks
This is the Human Penispede

by Fyuria May 02, 2011


Faith in Humanity

Gone. There's simply none.

Where's my Faith in Humanity? I already found Waldo. What's the point.
*walks away* Why do I have to be a human of all species? Hey, at least I'll still be there by the next decade.

by The Living Walking Dictionary February 09, 2023


Faith in humanity

Error: this doesn't exist after 2022

I lost all faith in humanity after the Russo-Ukrainian war started.

by TF2aficionado July 29, 2022