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Overly hairy and neglected looking vagina.
I went to chow down on the bearded Cyclops between the legs of a homeless cougar last night but couldn’t go through with it after I noticed she had crabs.
When you use a razor to shave your head but leave your beard full.
Looking mean dude.. bic and beard is such a badass look on you!
George is 1 of the main 2 charcters in the captain underpants series
George Beard is the one on the right with the flat top and the tie and harold hutchins is the one on the left with the bad hair cut.
When a man who has never groomed his genital hair jacks off.
Godamnit, our 40yr. old virgin of a son is such a beard smacker.
a man who is stupidly hot ...only with the beard on. without it, he is just 'meh.'
Yo, remember that beard0 I was googley-eyed over last week? Turns out he was just beard-hot.
I finally found an old picture of his babyface. So sad I know this. Not hot anymore.
The product of rubbing cocaine all over your face and upper lip.
Yo anybody wanna snort off my Mexican beard?