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When you walk up to someone and grab their ass... Only from the front... And it's a female. Without pants, jelly spooning becomes much more literal.
Her: What are you looking at me like that for?
Him: I thought about walking up and jelly spooning you just now. I decided it was a bad idea since you are wearing pants.
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I was hanging out with Kim last night, she finally let me dip the Poon Spoon in!
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An idea that is not logical, feasible or legal.
Your plan to fight Mike Tyson is a rent'em spoon idea
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A full spoon is the ultimate cuddle position. Which where you preform the standard spoon with one person laying down in front of the other person, and you hug the person in front of you. To achieve the full spoon the rear person has one arm underneath the front person and the other on top holding both hands . Then with your feet you put the on top of each other. This completes the full connect and makes a full spoon
I can't wait till my girlfriend comes over tonight. I love to full spoon her.
You don't know what your missing, I sleep the best when I full spoon
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When you need a little help to get the last of a bowel movement out, a welsh spoon is used to clear the chunnel.
I mixed my metamucil too strong and needed a little welsh spooning to finish the job
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When you are standing in an elevator and people decide it is a good idea to get as close as humanly possible instead of using the open space.
Man that old guy was really close to you, its like he wanted to start elevator spooning.
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