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a killer plant (Mikania micrantha) that is destructive to other plants. Native to Central and South America, the plant grows three inches a day and can climb on any type of plant, forming a canopy overhead. This would block sunlight and stifle the photosynthesis process of the plant, thus ultimately killing it. As the plant spreads rapidly, it is appropriately called a mile-a-minute vine.
A large number of mile-a-minute vines have invaded the park.
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(Disclaimer): Can only be performed when fucking after a barbecue.
The hickory smoked minute clinic is performed by taking the leftover, uncooked hickory smoked bacon (from the barbecue) and first wrapping it around your dick. Once this action is completed you may proceed to take your meat covered cock and pork your girlfriend for exactly one minute. As soon as you pull out you must take the uncooked bacon and make her eat it exactly how it is.
"Yo I just saw Redneck Sam give that girl a Hickory Smoked Minute Clinic behind the Grill!"
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Whenever the individual named "Quaza" makes a meme out of a screenshot in less than a minute, some would say its their specialty.
"Look at this silly screenshot Quaza! Wait. What?! You already made a meme out of it? That's A Quaza 1 Minute Special!"
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To defecate in a bathroom toilet while an individual is in the shower.
My woman was showering, but I couldn't hold it anymore, so I had to drop the two minute steam stink.
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Generally refers to hair length; a woman with very short hair.
That bitch's hair was as short as ten minutes 'til ten.
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The situation when somebody has this new partner and want to impress their friends by telling about how good they are at sex. While everybody knows for sure it is fake.
They ate my pussy for 40 minutes straight! 40 minutes of eating pussy, guess you can never find someone that will do that for you.
When a man or woman say you won’t last 3 minutes they probably might mean it sexually and basically they are talking about your stamina during sexual intercourse.
Women: You won’t last 3 minutes 😏
Men: you wanna bet on it?