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The Nagy Law states you can identify as the opposite gender to use the restroom as needed.
Bro, I had to use the bathroom so bad I had to use Nagy’s Law.
1. Noun: If one possesses the THC usage apparatus, including but not limited to bowls, water pipes, paper products, vaporizers and oil rigs, of another, for all morally sound and legally permissible reasons such as misplacement, care taking, extended forgetfulness, and borrowing, the new legal guardian of the device may then have free reign with its usage so long as the original owner doesn't attempt to reclaim possession.
Wesley: Holy fuck dude did you really cop that Illedeph?
Steven: No! You know I don't have money like that. It's simple: Guardian's Law bro.
Wesley: Oh of course! Duh!
If currently employed, upon accepting a new job, the time between leaving one’s old job and starting the next should be maximized and fully enjoyed, as it is totally worry-free.
"Dude, I just put in my two weeks at Cubicles Inc. I'm leaving on the 10th, and starting at Spreadsheets Corp. on the 11th."
"Seriously? What about Pankow's Law?"
"Awwwwww fuck. I better tell SC that I came down with that 6-week long disease that's been going around."
When two or more gay men are casually talking, online, inevitably, one will make a joke referring to, or assuming, the other's position (e.g. Top or bottom).
Gay man 1: Chlorophyll is so interesting
Gay man 2: Omg, you're such a bottom.
Gay man 1: Kween, plz. I saw you last night, dancing as such.
Gay man 3: Gay man 2 just activated YesGawdwin's Law by calling Gay man 1 a bottom.
If something can be made worse in any way by continuing to fuck with it. See also Murphy’s Law and False Perfectionism.
I wish she would just stop. We are well into Barbara’s Law at this point
3. Your cousin’s spouse
Mary is my cousin.
Her husband is Marvin
Marvin is my cousin’s spouse, so he is my cousin in-law