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Similar to the Irish goodbye.
When a large group of people move outside of a bar for a smoke and while outside, make a plan to go elsewhere and leave without letting anyone inside know they are leaving.
Bartender: Hey Tommy, where did half of my customers go?
Tommy: Yeah, like ten people went out for a smoke about 20 minutes ago. They're gone now.
Bartender: Seriously? Damn! They pulled a Mass Irish.
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A puddle of puke on the sidewalk on the route of the St. Patrick's Day Parade.
Walking home from the parade I stepped in some Irish Cheddar.
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The Irish Institute of Monterrey is considered one of the best schools in Mexico, in part because of the integral formation received by its students, and the legendary personnel. The ex-alumni usually have great career opportunities, either by hard work, or the usual, by inheritance.
"Man, why did he get the job and I didn't?"
"He was in the Irish Institute of Monterrey, and in this organizaction they really appreciate an integral formation"
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A swig of Guinness and spearmint gum
Patrick OConnell took a swig of Irish Mouthwash before kissing Elizabeth O'Brian
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The lovely entry flaps of an Irish Girl's vagina. If a woman has truly exceptional "rashers" on her, it should visible in her eyes of the way she lays a foundation.
Jesus she had Irish rashers on her that would knock a donkey. I bate the Rashers off her.
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Vomiting half way through a night of drinking so you can continue your night out and drink more
Got so drunk I had to take an Irish Pit Stop so I didn't have to go home early.
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