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The act of facing forward, legs spread apart on top of a sorting table. Russian nesting dolls are optional, but encouraged, and are often employed in a manner similar to the ping pong ball trick.
“I like the Russian Show your panda is giving me.”
The act of using condiment packets as lubricant during the act of sex.
Guy 1: "In prison, there wasn't a good way to have lubricated anal."
Guy 2: "When I was in prison, we did the RUSSIAN HOTDOG every day"
When someone tells you what they mean and not what you want to hear
Jonh gave me russian feedback on the morning meeting
the act of putting a womans legs behind her head and sitting her up for cowgirl
when she is set up spin her around
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This one gets tricky..
You have a woman (or man) lie flat on their back on the floor. They proceed to pull their knees to their forehead resulting in their rectum being in the upward position and level with the world. Their anus is then gaped open allowing things to be inserted.
You poor in the oatmeal, followed by your choice of milk or water. Eat it quick to have it cold or give it a few minutes to rise to body temp!
Man, I could go for a nice warm bowl of Russian Oatmeal!
A Russian Air Bender Bends Some Vodka In A Tornado Formation Down A Womens Wet Pussy As Fast As He Can.
Dude I Gave That Hot Russian fire Bender a Russian Tornado last night.
Someone who rides grrizly Bears instead of cars and owns 100 Ak 47s. Someone who is a beast and drinks vodka instead of water.
The hardcore Russian tackled the grizzly bear and mounted it, then flew away to Mother Russia