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it was that day that it happened.it was an ordinary day and i had just woke up so my vision was still blurry.i could just make out the outline of a woman and my dick.as my vision got better i saw that it was my mom,charlie.she hopped on top of me and landed on my dick,which was rock solid.she was moving so fast that i didn't know what she was doing until i felt my dick slip in her tight,warm,juicy and hairy pussy.we then had the biggest orgasms of our lives. after that moment my mom got pregnant with my son and since that day i hadn't thought about washing my dick.she pulled my pants down and as she rolled back my foreskin she said your dick stinks.it was then that my worst nightmare happened two men came through my wall. one said always swallow with a smile and the other said cracking cheese i see. i then fainted then woke up in my bed. it turned out i had a wet dream but i remembered this always swallow with a smile and cracking cheese i see.
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Any man or woman who is so inept in the kitchen that they chew on frozen pizza bruv. if they've had too much to drink and need to throw up, they will proceed to take down their trousers revealing their crack, thus the name. You know when a jack the crack is elated as they say "decent". A JC loves to fight for their own entertainment and youll know when they are up for it by them yelling "cooooome on". They are especially horny for larger woman and look for a "bad B with a big back". A Jack the Cracks street slang comes from their desperation to escape their loving white middle class family. All in all a decent geezer.
" is that a jack the crack fighting again in the courtyard with his trousers down?"
When you stick your crack pipe in one’s vag , light the crack and inhale through their mouth effectively making them a crack straw
Average Joe: nah dude I got ma girl to do the crack straw yesterday , crazy litty
Average friend : no way , how was it
Average joe : she’s dead
Masturbating while at work.
Man 1: Where's Mike?
Man 2: I don't know. He must be cracking a wadders again. We'll have to wait.
A cup'o crack is a rather small cup of straight crack often used as a defense mechanism against enemy's when feared or you have to pee really bad.
"bro my gf wouldnt have to get out the bathroom when i had to pee so i cup'o cracked that bitch"
Reference to getting some D before getting out of bed for the day. That pleasurable early morning wake up sex romp.
Sorry I’m late. I was fresh cracked this morning.
He lifted her night gown and fresh cracked her.
I saw he had a water dog so I slipped my panties off, hopped on for a ride and woke him to a fresh cracked surprise.
A bike that was stolen and sold for well below it's original price by a crack cocaine addict so they can fund their drug habit.
Dude 1: Dude, I just bought this bike for $20 from that used bike store.
Dude 2: Yeah man, it's totally a crack bike. Apparently this hobo shows up everyday with a new one.