volcanic island

When you shit so much that it rises in a cone-shaped pile above the water in the toilet bowl.

Philip: "I ate so much El Pollo Loco this morning that I just made a volcanic island... it almost made contact!"

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long island

1) The most segregated suburban area in the US.

2) The mass produced cultural wasteland created by white flight in the post-World War II baby boom era.

If you miss Jim Crow, go to Long Island!

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island park

i town on long island thats filled with sluts and douche bags who think they can start shit with the kids from long beach.only about 5 kids are chill thoe.but the rest should get lives.

jesse:you wanna come to my house
ryan:where do you live?
jesse:island park
ryan:elw no ill probably come out with herpess from all the sluts that live there.
jesse:true.

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Island school

An international school in Hong Kong and part of the english school foundation. A multi sex school, it is famed for its attractive female students (unlike its sister's school where most girls are fucking ugly).

Bob marley " which school has the hottest bitches? "

A white " Island school their babes are fucking hot "

Bob marley " yea unlike South Island school fucking chad "

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Rhode Island

1. A great state to leave 2. A half baked political experiment gone horribly awry 3. A good state to drink and drive (even if you only have to go around the block, as it beats walking in most towns and the cops don't care unless you actually hit something and they actually have to work) 4. A textbook example of how to destroy (or privatize)otherwise beautiful and picturesque coastal property 5.On the upside, it's a great place to find an amazing variety of good food at any hour of the day or night, if you know where to go

I,m so glad I finally left Rhode Island after all these years, although it's midnight and I could sure go for a lobster.

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mercer island

Island next to Seattle full of rich mother fuckers who think they're better than everyone else. Their football team sucks.

mercer island sucks ass.

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staten island

staten shitty island home of the dirtiest chicken heads

Yo wat the fuck is that smell? It smeels like shit or hot ass or somethin,.. you smell that?
Oh thats just Staten Island, oh-well.

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