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During intercourse with a female who has more relaxed vaginal muscles than usual (i.e. loose), one removes one's penis from said vagina, turns around, and drops a hefty log of fecal matter directly into the gaping hole of the loose vagina. After doing so, one continues to pummel this fecal matter into the back of the female's vagina until it creates a hymen-like barrier to the uterus, though this act should not be used as a contraceptive method.
Hi Jon, how are you?
Great, Mike. I just performed a soft jacob on a filthy hooker.
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a talentless 12 year old that got famous from making bad musical.lys and trying way too hard. all the nine year old girls love him, for some reason.
nine year old girl: omG!!! JACob saRTORIUS IS sO HAWT!13!!!2!7!1!!
other ppersonn: wtf he's twelve? and he doesn't even do anything?
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The team in which readers of the book Twilight by Stephenie Meyer refer to themselves as.
If you want Isabella Swann to choose Jacob, her beloved werewolf over Edward (the sexy vampire) then you are obviously on Team Jacob.
"Don't you think Edward is totally hot?"
"No, I'm team Jacob all the way baby!"
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- Jacobs are some empathetic s.o.b's.
- They don't know the meaning of caring for themself.
- Not the most attractive human beings out there but have a heart 10x as big as their body
- Gets along with literally everyone: Plays video games with the nerds but it also on the basketball team.
- Also secretly listens to hard rock and heavy metal but no one knows except the people who have the pleasure to meet a Jacob.
- Also kind of a doofus.
A: Hey, did you see that new kid that moved down the block?
B: yeah I think his name was Jacob or something like that?
A: don't bother then. He is just going to sit inside and play video games all day.
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