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A term used to define a well hung dark-haired male with a beard and long hair.
Damn, have you seen that porn Jesus over there? He's hot!!
jesus gun
jesus gun
1 jee-zuhs, -zuhz guhn noun, verb, gunned, gun·ning.
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1.
a weapon consisting of a metal tube, with mechanical attachments, from which projectiles are shot by the force of an explosive so powerful that it could kill any religious icon or god(s).
2.
a long-barreled cannon having a relatively flat trajectory and deity killing capability.
Damn that mtz, he pieced out our entire squad with that big bad jesus gun......again.
When a couple is so perfect together , They're named a 'Jesus Couple'. Only rare special , good looking couples are allowed to be named a Jesus Couple. Those who are a Jesus Couple are to be respected since they're too perfect.
Lauren : Omfg , Angelina & Brad are a total Jesus Couple !
Zaida : Totally ! They're perfect together !
Lauren : I wish I was in a Jesus Couple !
Ex-smoker turned on by blowing big clouds of vapor. The "Vape Jesus" is distinct in style. Commonly seen or referred to as a "hippy". Long hair, big beard, loves skinny jeans and cardigans.
"Mom, that creepy man riding the fixed gear bike blowing clouds is looking at me funny."
"Don't worry son. That's no serial killer or pedophile. It's just Vape Jesus."
When the sun shines through a minute opening in the clouds, bestowing a beautiful light upon a small section of land. Some people believe it to be good luck to find yourself in a Jesus Ray, especially if it is also raining.
YOU: I was having kind of a down day, but then! A Jesus Ray appeared, and made everything better.
When something is extremly awesome.(Picture it as a can of some liquid.)
Tom: How was that concert last night? Did it rock?
Nick: Man, It was Pure Jesus!!
When you take a shit that is wet enough that it easily slides out your ass but hard enough that it leaves no residue, so the person doesn't have to wipe their ass.
"Jesus shits are hard to get" said James.
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