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A person who is less intelligent than a participant in the special Olympics
a person that think they know it all and and knows not what they speak of it a total McFuck job..
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Performing oral sex on a boat. The rocking of the boat adds a nice touch
We dropped anchor in the middle of the lake, and I gave her a boat job under the moon and stars.
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what you do when your loser husband deserts you and your children.
My worthless husband took off so now i have to "look for a job".
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When your girlfriend/boyfriend gives you a handjob (or fingers you in a girls case) for a few seconds, and proceeds to cease immediatley and cuddle into your arms as if you taunt you unknowingly.
Also, the little kiss on the end of your dick as she puts it away can be lumped into this category.
*girl proceeds to give several good jerks just as you get hard*
"Mmmmm, that feels great baby."
"I know."
*pulls out her hand, zips your jeans up*
"Awwww, come on! Not another tease-job!"
"Sorry honey, can I have a back rub?"
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A job agency is a government-regulated "company" that helps people get jobs by giving resumes to tons of other companies.
However, job agencies rape their employees' wages most of the time to stay alive. 90% of agency employees are brown, black, yellow, not white, etc, while the people working IN the agency building are always all white.
"Here, watch this WHMIS tape that you've probably watched hundreds of times by now and do this math quiz while I go back into my office and make fun of your foreign ass to my co-workers."
"Okay. I haf penseel? Plees?"
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