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Grant Johnson

Grant is usually a Blond male who enjoys spending his time playing football and using doctor squash. He is very hot and irresistible. A true ladies man that does not like playing baseball

My friend, Grant Johnson, is a real funny dude no kizzy

by Godisagreatman April 28, 2021

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billy johnson

slang for "blow job"

My girlfriend just gave me the best Billy Johnson I've ever had!

by Reba johnson February 2, 2017

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Erika Johnson

Erika Johnson is a dumb-dumb who spends too much time on Urban Dictionary searching up her cousins' names. Erika Johnson is also a term to describe being really confused and having no idea what is going on, as well as occasionally falling down and losing all brainpower for days, even weeks at a time.

She pulled an Erika Johnson in the Apple Orchard and abandoned her family and got lost for weeks, although her way cooler brother didn't care because she was such an Erika Johnson.

by Really sick bro January 6, 2018

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Mike Johnson

a generic term for a white man with proto-fascist beliefs and nostalgia for the Antebellum America; the last hope for a Republican party that can be united by nothing other than white nationalism

fuck we still don't have a Speaker of the House.
chill bro they'll just elect a Mike Johnson
wait *which* Mike Johnson, my dude?
that's the beauty of it: any Mike Johnson will do

by uncle fuckbucket October 25, 2023

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Johnson, VT

Most fun part of Lamoilly County in Northern Vermont. With a pleasant mix of hippies, rednecks, and flatlanders, Johnson is an accepting and awesome place to do whatever the hell you want. Here you can see beloved locals like Perma-Trip, or visit The Hub or The Lovin' Cup, two yummy places to chill and eat. Tuesday Night Live is also a big deal, it's boring but a lot of the old hippies go. JSC is a college full of weird people and you can Frolf there, and the town has a ton of studios for local artists. There's also a lot of places to swim in the summer and you can hike too. Johnson is the best twon ever, it's tiny, but you'll never get bored.

Dude I'm really bored.

It sucks we aren't anywhere near Johnson, VT, we could just hang out there.

by ilovermontmd June 28, 2011

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MINI JOHNSON

A LARGE CLITORIS. CALLED A MINI JOHNSON IN THAT IT RESEMBLES A SMALL PENIS.

I REACHED MY HAND DOWN REBECCA'S PANTS AND COULD SWEAR SHE HAD A MINI JOHNSON...HER CLIT WAS HUGE!

by DR. BLAQ July 20, 2010

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emma johnson

very weird person that has a weird friend group and loves to dance

emma johnson is a great dancer

by tacocat2.0 February 3, 2022

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