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A tactic usually used on forums or chat boxes. Works best when there are more then two people.
Jump Posting can happen by accident or can be used to avoid awkward posts.
If you have accidentally jump-posted someone, it is best to either post again and acknowledge them or edit your original post to respond to them.
Purposeful Jump posting:
Person 1: So how was your day Person 3?
Person 2: I love you Person 3 I jack of to you every day <3
Person 3: My day was pretty good, I had some cake that was not a lie for once. :D
Person 1: That's cool.
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Accidental Jump Posting:
Person 1: S'up Person 3?
Person 2: So Person 3 I was wondering if you could edit those pics for me.
Person 3: Not much, just eating some cake *Nom*
Person 2: T_T
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to leave because no one enjoys your presence.
Steve: OHEMGEE HEY GUYS WHAT'S UP?
Stan: holy fuck steve, jump a bridge.
bailey: did you hear dan earlier today?
melissa: holy shit, he need's to jump a bridge.
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When a couple pinches each other's nipples it is referred to as "jumpstarting."
Me and my girlfriend were at the park and it was boring, so we decided to jump start each other.
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while searching for a word on urbandictionary.com, clicking the related words to get to the word you want to find, usually because your too lazy to type the whole word.
Bob typed in urban and then clicked suggested words until the suggestion "urban dictionary" came up because hes being a lazy bitch.
you mean hes word jumping?
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hopping from pussy to pussy without washing or rinsing out your mouth.
Dude! I was in this crazy threesome last night bush jumping the hunnies alphabetically.
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a move in chess that defies all normal rules. it can happen whenever, wherever. But only to people that do not use chess timers with names on the back.
"Woah, Rebecca, what did you do?"
"I did a Butterfly Jump, AKSHAY. i rape you at this game... cheater."
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Chris Wylde. Whoo-ee. Now there's a man whose opnion you should listen to.
He also sells DiGiorno, and had a shitty talk show on Comedy Central for a while.
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