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When you steal a bucket of gravey from KFC, then proceed to dip your bare ass in it. After this is accomplished, you then sit on a chick's face and rip a raunchy fart causing gravey bubbles.
Sam is a world famous Kentucky Gravey Robber, and is wanted in 30 states for his hanous crime.
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When someone buys a water wing for masturbation and realizes there is 2 so they shove one up their ass leaving only the blow hole exposed, then soliciting someone to blow it up
I was driving cross country and bought a water wing to pass the time, so happens they only come in pairs, so I shoved that bastard in my hoop and pick up a hitchhiker who had no problem completing the Kentucky blow job
When a bunch of siblings and cousins have sex in the old broken down 1980's camaro parked in front of their trailer.
I swear Billy Bob, his sister, and their uncle brother do more banging in the ole Kentucky Clown Car than God knows what.....
The act of pouring burbon in a woman's mouth, then dunking your balls into said mouth
I'm going to take her home and give her a good ol' Kentucky tea-bag
A unique game of hopscotch that involves crossing over the state border line repeatedly multiple times in order to win.
man: "Any of yous fellers wanna play a quick game of Kentucky Kriss Kross?"
When a KFC is rented out for and orgy full of greasy tender loving for the whole family. All ending in a chicken bucket bukkake feast.
"How was your weekend?"
"Took the missus and the kids down for a Kentucky Fried Cumathon on saturday, an absolute blast!"
When one shines a flashlight from the rear of ones ball sack while stretching it out with both hands. Large veins are interstates, small veins are in state highways.
When my wife wasn't looking I surprised her with a view of my Kentucky Road Map. My friend showed me is cobra, I pulled out my Kentucky Road Map.