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partner: james kitten, why are there so many memes on this apush presentation between 1607-1669?
james: I made it sus
duck: lower your standards
When your partner shits so hard they invert their asshole, and you then proceed to give them a rim job.
Hey bob I heard Dave gave your sister a kitten snowboard." "Yeah dude, that was super nice of him, an injury like that could easily become infected if not properly cleaned.
Slang for the act of having sex on a a black couch or outside.
Him: What ya want to do?
Her: I fell like Grilling the Kitten outside!
Him: Sounds good!
The moment you stand up wipe and walk away and the invisible mother cat licks your ring and out pops more poop
Bob thought he was done but then the kittens whisper happened
Someone who from a distance appears sweet and innocent but once in close range is wild and manic and will pull you to your own demise with their fluffy murder mittens.
She is like a Maniacal Box of Kittens. Irresistible and deadly.