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When you are too cheap to buy the nice women's shaving cream, buy the dollar store men's shaving cream instead, and after you shave your legs they smell like your grandfather
I better put some lotion on to cover up my poppie legs!
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When someone (usually a dude) is peeing and some of the pee splashes off of the toilet bowl onto the person's legs.
"Oh man, I totally got pee legs. I guess I'll just wipe them down on my roommate's towel.
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When you are fucking a girl on her back and as you are thrusting when your bodies hit the girl's legs jiggle and make the sound of yogurt sloshing around in the carton.
Damn, that girl I fucked had the noisiest yogurt legs.
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A penis so big that it is as long as an average human leg.
Dude 1: Bro, he's got another leg
Dude 2: I can see his third leg.
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When somebody is frog-legged, it means that they have very lanky and/or wobbly legs. Most of the time 'frog-legged' human beings or animals can jump very high, but are quite unfortunate in the bedroom, as their lanky legs get in the way of everything.
"Hey look Jessica Simpson is really frog-legged".
"Yeah I know right, her legs are so lanky!"
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When your ballsack sticks to your thigh and buttcheeck which creates a suction cup to move your ball into the shape of a ravioli. Applicable to men.
Adjust your pants Caleb, I can see your leg raviolis.
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Dude, I want to kiss her face lips AND her leg lips!
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