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When a man is taking a shit and another man starts making out with him.
I was taking a s*** and then I got Rhino lining.
How close you can come to shitting yourself, without actually shitting yourself. Usually caused by explosive diarrhea.
I almost crossed the brown line this morning, I Just managed to get my pants down and take a seat before I decorated the Oval Office
Joining point of the neck and double chin on fat or overweight men
Right we'll just take it down to the andy line.
1. Lines of snow that appear across a failure's driveway. This person (usually a migrant from Illinois to the fine state of Wisconsin) sucks so bad at shoveling their driveway that they create fail lines in places where the snow overflowed from either side of their shovel. Usually these lines run horizontally for the entire length of their driveway.
2. It can also be a noun describing the person previously described.
1. Man 1: Dude, you have to clean up those fail lines.
Man 2: Yea, I know. Three people already asked if I was from Chicago.
2. "That new neighbor of yours roots for the Bears? He must be such a fail lline..."
Similar to the Mendoza Line in Major League Baseball. Named after Samuel Sanchez who spent three years as the #1 person on the Aurora (IL) Police Eligibility List and never get hired. It is the imaginary line between two numbers on an eligibility list that separates people who have a chance of being hired and those that do not have a chance. It is not good to be anywhere close to the Sanchez Line.
I'm number 28 on the list and I don't think I will be hired because I am too close to the Sanchez Line.
That would suck to be that Sanchez guy and be number 1 for three years and never hired before the list expires
The department is hiring 10 so anything below 20 would be around the Sanchez Line.
Running a zig-zag path to get somewhere, so that if a line were to drawn marking your trail it would resemble Jeffy's sojourns in the comic strip "The Family Circus".
At Carlos' party last night, Jeremy ran a real jeffy line trying to avoid Eve's mom