butt-load

Taking a huge dump.

Whew, after that butt-load, I feel 50 pounds lighter!

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a load of old bollocks

a phrase used in British English to denote that a particular statement is unworthy of belief. A "bollock" is a testicle.

"His story was a load of old bollocks."

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Droppin Fuckin' Loads!!!

Taken from an unintentionally hilarious porn incident, "droppin fuckin' loads!!!" is an exclamation of triumph and/or achievement. Note: It can also be used when drinking, most often before taking a shot.

When taking a shot, click glasses, then: "Yeah, fuck yeah, droppin fuckin' loads!!!!" and then take shot.

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That's A Load Of Fuck Off

A Term used to describe a blatent lie or false statement. See also bullshit

"That's a load of fuck off Jimmy, your sisters tits aren't that big".

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Slow Your Load

When someone is going too fast. "Slow Down" or "Calm Down".

Or if a fat lard is walking down the street you say "slooowww your loooad."

(zooming car passes really fast)
Vicki and Alexandra: "SLOW YOUR LOAD"

(Fat woman jogging on the street and is jumping up and down)
Vicki and Alexandra: "SLOOOW YOUR LOOOOAD"

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blow my load

Used when the speaker is excessively-
a. Excited
b. Particularly Angry
c. Sexually motivated

I'm about to blow my load!

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Taking a load to the dump

When you're fucking a girl in the pussy and you insert your dick into her ass just to ejaculate.

She actually let you do anal? No, young padawan, I was simply taking a load to the dump.